Parallel Universe Insurance: Because Your Reality is Just Too Expensive
Subpage 3: Interdimensional Life Insurance
Welcome to Parallel Universe Insurance, where we offer coverage in all 7.4 billion parallel dimensions.
Don't let a singularity in your life's timeline leave you destitute! Our policies cover:
- Existence in a world where pineapple pizza is the norm
- Reality shifts due to spontaneous human combustion
- Temporal loops that get you stuck in a 90s boy band music video
Learn more about our Quantum Flux Policy
Get a quote for our Multiverse Premium Policy
Read our FAQs, which will likely drive you to madness