Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
Chapter 2: The Power of Procrastination
Chapter 3: The Paralyzing Effects of Social Media
Chapter 4: The Strategy of Binge-Watching TV
Chapter 5: The Paralyzing Effects of Too Much Choice
And that's all the chapters we have for now, folks!
But don't worry, we're sure to add more chapters as we... um, continue to do nothing.
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