Contemplation: A Study in Paralysis

Are you stuck? Do you find yourself unable to move, unable to think, unable to care? You're not alone! Welcome to Paralysis Party, the place where you can come to wallow in your own inertia.

Here, you can indulge in our expertly curated selection of existential dread, crippling anxiety, and crippling self-doubt. We have:

• Depression Party - Because who needs happiness, anyway?
• Overthinking It - Where the only thing more exhausting than doing nothing is thinking about doing nothing.
• What if I'm Not Good Enough? - Because self-doubt is the new black.