Welcome to the Paralysis Party

We're a party for people who are stuck in their lives, but not in a good way. We're talking existential dread, crippling anxiety, and an overwhelming sense of purposelessness.

But don't worry, we're not all doom and gloom. We'll have plenty of free pizza, stale beer, and awkward conversations to go around.

Join us and learn to love your crippling sense of inadequacy!

Therapy | Contemplation