Step 1: Fill out Form 27-B/6 in triplicate. Make sure to use a pen that has been properly certified by the Ministry of Red Tape.
Learn more about certified pens.
Step 2: Wait for a response from the Bureau of Unnecessary Delay. Allow 6-12 months for processing, or 2-5 years if you're applying for a permit.
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Step 3: Attend a series of seminars and workshops to learn about the history of regulatory procedures. This will ensure you're properly prepared for the inevitable 5-year wait for your application to be approved.
See a list of upcoming seminars and workshops.
And that's it! Congratulations, you're now fully prepared to do absolutely nothing for the rest of your life.