Surviving the impending doom of the world is a delicate art. Here are some tips to increase your chances of making it through the coming apocalypse.
1. Stockpile on beans. Seriously, stockpile.
2. Build a Defcon system to keep track of the apocalypse's progress.
3. Understand the enemy. Are they zombies, robots, or merely slightly annoyed neighbors?
4. Practice your evade and defend techniques. The art of parkour and hand-to-hand combat are crucial.
And remember: the side effects of constant paranoia are real.