Lost in the Maze of Madness

A Guide to Navigating the Infinite Corridors

Step 1: Recognize the Sirens

Listen for the sound of sirens wailing in the distance, signaling the presence of a hidden exit. Or, you know, just pretend you're in a bad dream.

Learn more about the siren's call

Beware, the siren's call can also lure in unwary tourists with promises of free cheese.

Step 2: Find the Right Tunnel