Debt Colonoscopy

Because who needs a colonoscopy when you can have a debt colonoscopy?

Our methods:

• Financial Surgery
• Debt-Scope Technology
• Credit Score Maintenance

We're not just treating symptoms, we're treating the root of the problem: your reckless spending habits.

Our team of expert financial colonoscopists will insert a camera up your financial rectum and show you what's really going on in there.

Don't worry, it'll only sting for a second... until you get the bill.

Warning: Our methods may cause:

• Excessive sweating
• Temporary loss of vision
• Long-term commitment to paying off your debts

Financial Surgery: where we cut out the fat, the debt, and sometimes your feelings.

We're not just a doctor, we're a debt-ctor.

Our Financial Surgery team has years of experience cutting out debt, and we've got the scars to prove it.

Debt-Scope Technology: where we insert a camera up your financial rectum and show you what's really going on in there.

Our Debt-Scope Technology is like a financial endoscopy, but with more paperwork.

Don't worry, it's painless... until you get the bill.

Credit Score Maintenance: where we give your credit score a colonoscopy and make sure it's not hemorrhaging.

We'll make sure your credit score is ship-shape, or at least as good as a used car salesman's promises.

Don't worry, our team of experts will make sure your credit score is squeaky clean... until the next time you miss a payment.