Relationship Nightmares: Justification

Because you asked for it, here are 5 reasons why your partner is a nightmare:

• 1. Jealousy: Because who needs trust, anyway?
• 2. Controlling: Because you're not a grown-up, either
• 3. Neglect: Who needs affection, anyway?
• 4. Infidelity: Because you're a real laugh riot
• 5. Possessiveness: Because you're a real-life vampire

Don't say we didn't warn you...