Policy 1: All employees are required to wear tin foil hats at all times.
Policy 2: The company will provide a complimentary survival kit with each new hire, including a water bottle with a built-in straw and a 1000-year supply of non-perishable snacks.
Policy 3: All meetings will now be conducted via encrypted video conference calls from a hidden underground bunker.
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