Welcome to Paranoid Potato Chips!

Where every bite is a existential crisis in the making.

Learn about our humble beginnings Explore our snack philosophy

Here at Paranoid Potato Chips, we're not just selling you a snack, we're selling you a state of mind.

Our chips are hand-cooked, hand-seasoned, and hand-wrapped with anxiety.

But don't just take our word for it, come for the chips, stay for the existential dread.

Read about our snack philosophy

Follow us on Twitter: @paranoidpotatofanatics

Or, you know, just eat more chips.