Welcome to Paranoid Protocols 2.0

This is the updated version of the infamous Paranoid Protocols, where the internet is your psychiatrist and your therapist, and your only friend.

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What's New

We've updated our protocols to include more absolute URL chaos, because who needs sanity when you can have 404s?

Our new feature allows you to generate infinite 404s with a single click. It's like a game, but not fun.

Read about our next update, Paranoid Protocols 3.0