Protocol 4: "I'm Watching You!"

This is the most advanced protocol in the Paranoid Protocols series. With Protocol 4, you can finally see everything you're doing wrong.

Take the first step towards becoming a human surveillance device Or, if you're feeling really paranoid, jump straight to Protocol 5: "I'm Not Watching You!" (Just kidding, we're always watching.)
Side Effect: Inability to perform basic tasks without constant self-doubt and fear of being watched.