Quiz: Am I a Paranoiac?

You think the government is monitoring your every move, but are you a real paranoiac? Take this quiz to find out!

  1. Do you find yourself constantly checking your surroundings for hidden microphones?
  2. Do you believe the government has implanted a microchip in your brain?
  3. Do you think the CIA controls the weather?
  4. Do you find yourself constantly rewriting your conversations to make sure you didn't say something incriminating?
  5. Do you suspect that your neighbors are secretly agents of the Illuminati?
  6. Do you find yourself stockpiling canned goods and bottled water in anticipation of a government takeover?
  7. Do you think the government is monitoring your every move on the internet?
  8. Do you find yourself talking to inanimate objects, as if they might be listening?
  9. Do you think the government controls the media?
  10. Do you find yourself constantly double-checking your locks to make sure they're locked?
  11. Do you suspect that the government has replaced your toothpaste with mind control agents?

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