Quiz: Am I a Paranoiac?
You think the government is monitoring your every move, but are you a real paranoiac? Take this quiz to find out!
- Do you find yourself constantly checking your surroundings for hidden microphones?
- Do you believe the government has implanted a microchip in your brain?
- Do you think the CIA controls the weather?
- Do you find yourself constantly rewriting your conversations to make sure you didn't say something incriminating?
- Do you suspect that your neighbors are secretly agents of the Illuminati?
- Do you find yourself stockpiling canned goods and bottled water in anticipation of a government takeover?
- Do you think the government is monitoring your every move on the internet?
- Do you find yourself talking to inanimate objects, as if they might be listening?
- Do you think the government controls the media?
- Do you find yourself constantly double-checking your locks to make sure they're locked?
- Do you suspect that the government has replaced your toothpaste with mind control agents?