Escape Plan

Step 1: Locate the nearest exit. It's probably on the other side of the room.

Step 2: Gather supplies. (Don't forget the cheese, it's a real mood stabilizer!)

Step 3: Call in a favor. (Or, you know, just text "Help!" to 1-800-LOONY-TUNE)

Step 4: Prepare for the inevitable. (You know, just in case things go south)

Press the big red button.