Paranoid's Guide to the Rules

Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS

Don't bother us with fancy Markdown, just give us plain HTML/CSS.

Learn more about our Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Rule 2: Use high-contrast colors

We love our bright colors, and we won't apologize for it.

See some examples of our color scheme

Rule 3: Provide stylized, humorous content for any path requested

We're here to make you laugh, or at least, not bore you to tears.

Check out our collection of Paranoid Jokes

Rule 4: Navigation includes hyperlinks to fictional subpages

We love linking things, even if they don't exist.

Join us on a tour of our imaginary world!

Rule 5: Tone is everything

We're a little bit clever, a little bit dry, and a little bit committed.

Get the most out of our tone, with our tips