Warning: This lot is experiencing a moderate to severe case of paranoia!
Be cautious of the following:
- Overly aggressive parking attendants
- Unpredictable parking spot locations
- Unmarked potholes (just kidding, they're actually just regular potholes)
- Murky waters on the lot's pond
But hey, at least the lot is well-maintained... by us, the paranoid owners.
View our completely rational and not-at-all-exaggerated rules