Advanced Rules for the Paranoid Parking Lot

Rule 1: All Cars Must Be Painted Neon Pink

Because, why not?

Subrule 1: No Exceptions, Except on Tuesdays

Subrule 2: Must be Painted with Exactness to Within a 1/64th of an inch

Subrule 3: Must be Painted by Certified Neo-Brutalist Artists

Rule 2: All Cars Must Play a 3-Hour Long Loop of 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on Repeat

For the safety and sanity of all patrons, of course.

Subrule 1: Must be Played at Maximum Volume, Even on Fridays

Subrule 2: Must be Interrupted Only by the Sound of a Sirene