Our Rituals

In a world filled with chaos, our community finds solace in our sacred rituals.

Join us for:

• Daily Scream Therapy - Share your deepest fears with our trained professionals!
• Meditation of Misery - Focus on the things that keep you up at night
• Ritualistic Repetition - Repeat your worries 17 times a day for maximum effect!

Don't forget to wear your favorite "I'm a functioning member of society" t-shirt to our gatherings!