Flight Manual for the Paranoid Pilot
WARNING: This manual is for the most anxious flyers out there. Proceed with extreme caution.
Table of Contents
- Chapter 1: Pre-Flight Checks
- Chapter 2: In-Flight Emergencies
- Chapter 3: Post-Flight Debriefing (a.k.a. Freaking Out)
Chapter 1: Pre-Flight Checks
Before every flight, you should:
- Check the weather. Like, really check it.
- Count the number of oxygen masks on the plane. Is it 3? Good.
- Calmly explain to your co-pilot that you're secretly a sociopath.