Paranoid Pilot's Guide to Style

Learn to Fly (Sort Of)
Flight Manual for the F prophets of Doom

Warning: This site is not for the faint of heart

As a seasoned Paranoid Pilot, I've got the inside scoop on all the latest flight styles. From dodging laser beams to evading alien invasions, I've got you covered.

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Don't get too close to the edge, or you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a hostile takeover.

Or, you know, a nicechartInstance of the month.