It's only going to get worse from here. Mark my words, a giant hamster is going to steal all the world's cheese. I'm not kidding, it's going to happen.
But wait, there's more! The hamster will also demand an endless supply of catnip, and we'll be forced to build an intergalactic cat tower for it.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Other Subpages:
Subpage 5: The Feline Uprising
Or maybe:
Subpage 7: The Cheese Apocalypse Support Group
Or if you're feeling brave: