Delusional Paranoia: When Reality's Not Good Enough

Types of Delusional Paranoia

Delusional Paranoia is a condition where you're convinced that everything is out to get you, even when it's just your cat judging you from across the room.

1. Pathological Paranoia: This is the serious kind. Like, your brain is basically just a tiny, hyper-vigilant security system that's always alerting you to potential dangers.
2. Neurotic Paranoia: This type is all about being a bit of a worrier. Like, you're always thinking about what-ifs and maybes, but never actually doing anything about it.
3. Existential Paranoia: This is the "the meaning of life is just a construct of society" kind of paranoia. Like, you're all "what if I'm just a figment of someone's reality TV show?"
4. And then there's My Paranoia, which is just me, personally, staring at you right now, judging you.