Parma Achievements

Welcome to the Parma Achievements program, where you can earn rewards for doing absolutely nothing.

Achievements:

• Achieve Nothing Special
• Make a Sandwich in Under 5 Minutes
• Tweet Something Useless
• Eat a Whole Bag of Chips in One Sitting
• Take a Nap for 5 Hours

Parma Achievements Leaderboard:

Rank	Name	Points
1	Bob the Slacker	5000
2	Jane the Binger	3000
3	John the Snoozler	2000