Our batters are known for their unique skills, such as:
- Bob "The Bobber" Jenkins, who can hit the ball with his face.
- Steve "The Snakey" Stevens, who can hit home runs with a snake.
- Larry "The Lurcher" LaFleur, who can hit the ball with a variety of loud, obnoxious sounds.
Our sponsors provide us with the finest, most questionable food, drink, and other goods.
- Bubba's BBQ Sauce, for the most unpredictable BBQ sauce in the league.
- Fluffy's Fuzzy Fries, because who needs a good meal?
- Bizarro's Beer, brewed with a dash of madness and a pinch of confusion.