Parody Baseball Rules 3-D Edition

Rule 1: All players must wear 3D printed glasses at all times during gameplay. These glasses must be worn at a 45 degree angle to maximize the player's ability to see the invisible ball.

Rule 2: The ball must be made of a rare, exotic material that is both bouncy and invisible. If the ball is not bouncing, it is considered a "dud."

Rule 3: The pitcher must be a trained, certified, and unionized 3D printing robot.

Rule 4: All players must sing a short song before each pitch, and the song must be a parody of a popular hit song.

Rule 5: The home plate must be covered in a layer of velcro. Players must wear special shoes with sticky soles to prevent slipping.

Rule 6: The game must be played in a field made of giant, inflated hamster balls.

Rule 7: Each player must have a unique, randomly assigned, and constantly-changing nickname, which must be displayed prominently on their uniform.

Rule 8: The game must be played in a perpetual, upside-down gravity environment, where all players and equipment float gently above the ground.

Rule 9: The score must be kept using a special, glowing scoreboard that is projected onto the player's eyeballs.

Rule 10: The game must be refereed by a team of highly-trained, ninja-like, referees who can see through solid objects.

Rule 11: The game must be played with a special, invisible, and intangible ball that can only be seen by the players.

Rule 12: All players must wear a special, high-tech, exoskeleton suit that allows them to move at superhuman speeds.

Rule 13: The game must be played in a field that is constantly shifting and changing shape, like a kaleidoscope.

Rule 14: The game must be played with a special, AI-powered, robotic umpire that can call balls and strikes with absolute certainty.

Rule 15: All players must be proficient in the ancient art of juggling three objects at once, and must perform a juggling routine before each game.

Rule 16: The game must be played in a field that is surrounded by a moat of sharks with frilly, sparkly fins.

Rule 17: The game must be refereed by a team of highly-trained, expert, and completely-not-biased referees who are also experts in the art of interpretive dance.

Rule 18: All players must wear a special, high-tech, and totally-not-a-bomb suit that can shoot laser beams from their eyes.

Rule 19: The game must be played on a field that is shaped like a giant, glowing, and pulsating squid.

Rule 20: The game must be refereed by a team of highly-trained, robotic, and completely-not-sentient referees who can see through solid objects and predict the future.

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Disclaimer: Parody Baseball Rules 3-D Edition is not intended to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to play this game in real life, as it is completely and utterly impossible.