Techniques for the Utterly Incompetent

Technique 1: The Art of Making a Mess

Learn the Fundamentals

Technique 2: The Power of Doing the Opposite

Apply with Caution

Technique 3: The Joy of Overcomplicating Things

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This page is a parody of the classic "Parody Guidelines for the Utterly Incompetent" by Larry Wall, but with a more humorous and satirical tone.