Parody of a Bedtime Routine

As the clock strikes 3:14 AM, the world is still spinning, but I'm about to put it to sleep.

First, I'll scroll through my phone for 4 hours.

Scrolling for Hours

Next, I'll update my social media status to "Currently sleeping" and post a picture of my cat.

Social Media Status

After that, I'll set my alarm for 3:15 AM, because why start the day early?

Setting the Alarm