Ear Resist All

Welcome to Ear Resist All, the ultimate guide for individuals who refuse to listen to their parents. In this section, we'll cover the basics of not listening to your parents and provide advanced strategies for dealing with their inane requests.

Why do we need a guide for not listening to our parents? Because, let's be real, they're not exactly the most relatable or understanding generation.

In this guide, we'll cover the following topics:

// Parental Logic: The Ultimate Algorithm
if (request == "clean your room") {
    return "no";
}
if (request == "eat your veggies") {
    return "maybe, but not too many";
}
if (request == "do your homework") {
    return "not now, I'm busy";
}
// Advanced Ear Resist Tactics: The Art of Deflection
if (request == "do your chores") {
    return "I'm allergic to dust";
}
if (request == "call your sister") {
    return "I'm on a call with a therapist";
}
if (request == "don't play video games") {
    return "I'm researching the effects of screen time on the brain";
}
// Note: These algorithms are subject to change based on individual parent.