Why Would You Do This to Yourself?
Are you tired of being an elephant with a perfectly fine ear? Do you want to experience the thrill of having a mangled mess of cartilage and flesh hanging from your head? Look no further than Elephant Ear Surgery!
- Pros:
- Get a unique conversation starter at parties
- Increase your risk of infection by 500%
- Make it harder to hear, but more fun to explain to your insurance company
Cons:
- May cause permanent nerve damage
- Requires a lifetime supply of antibiotics
- May lead to a 30% decrease in social standing
Don't just take our word for it!