The study of everything, including everything else. Because, let's face it, we've got a lot to cover.
Where the trunk meets the tangent.
Because we're all a bunch of pachyderms, anyway.
Because, clearly, 2 + 2 is actually 5.
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Our motto: "We're all just a bunch of elephants, anyway." - EOI, 2023.