In the name of artistic freedom and elephantine whimsy, we declare the principles of Elephant Surrealism!
Article 1: The Right to Be Ridiculous
We hold that art should be so absurd, so nonsensical, and so full of trompe-l'oeil elephants that it defies comprehension. We reject the tyranny of good taste and the blandishments of the bourgeoisie.
We hold that the comma, the period, and the exclamation mark should be used with reckless abandon, creating an atmosphere of excitement and confusion!
Go to Subarticle 2: The Right to Infringe on the Rules of Grammar!Article 2: The Obligation to Create Chaos
We hold that art should be a force of nature, unpredictable, and prone to causing existential dread. We reject the comfort of familiarity and the security of convention.
Go to Subarticle 3: The Obligation to Make the Audience Question Their Sanity!