Welcome to the Trunk Ornaments Workshop, where we craft the most ostentatious, over-the-top, and outright absurd trunk decorations in the land!
We've been perfecting the art of trunk decoration since 1982. Our founder, a visionary named Bob, discovered that the humble trunk was not just a utilitarian container, but a canvas waiting to be transformed into a work of art.
Our early experiments involved attaching neon lights, glitter, and novelty horns to unsuspecting trunks, much to the chagrin of local authorities. But we persisted, driven by a passion for the ornate, the garish, and the just plain weird.