We Refuse to Do Anything

Except for making elephant designs that are actually quite good

We're a team of experts who have mastered the art of doing nothing

Our Philosophy:

We believe that doing nothing is the key to success. Or is it the key to failure? Hmm, we're not really sure.

We're a team of highly trained professionals who are experts at doing nothing, but we're also really good at eating donuts.

Our motto is: "We Refuse to Do Anything, But We'll Do This for You."

Subpages:

Elephant Consulting: Where we'll give you advice, but not really. | Elephant Designs: Because you asked for this. | What We Won't Do: Our specialty.

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Disclaimer: We're not actually refusing to do anything. We're just really good at it.