Welcome to the most excessive and absurd parody of a website you'll ever see. Here, we'll guide you through the depths of over-the-top ornamentation, where the stakes are low and the silliness is high.
Subtle Ornaments: Because You're a Fancy Person Over the Top Overload: Where Too Much is Never Enough
We're here to poke fun at the absurdity of over-the-top design, and we're not afraid to go all out with it. Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good laugh at someone's expense?
Read Our Mission Statement