Welcome to the most boring tree in the forest. Our leaves are a little wilted, our roots are a little dry, and our branches are a little... well, branchy.
But don't let that deter you! We've got some great subpages to explore:
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try:
Forest Frenzy: Where we lose all sense of reason and logic.
Disclaimer: All content may contain excessive amounts of dad jokes, poor puns, and questionable tree puns. Prolonged exposure may result in permanent damage to your sense of humor.
Or, you know what? Just go back to the home page and try again. We won't judge you.