The Flossing Manifesto
You are about to embark on a journey to the very core of flossing philosophy and unlock the secrets to a life of true meaning and purpose. Warning: may cause excessive flossing, decreased productivity, and increased existential dread.

Flossing is not just for the faint of heart.

Flossing is the key to unlocking your true potential.

Flossing is the answer to all of life's great questions.

Flossing, flossing, flossing, it's all about the flossing.

Flossing: The Ultimate Life Hack

Why settle for a life of mere mortal existence when you can live one of purpose and meaning?

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