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Safety Tips for Clumsy Trekkies

Always wear a parody helmet when trekking through the wilderness. It's not just for show.

Tie your shoelaces extra tight to avoid lost socks.

Never, ever drink from a questionable water fountain.

When in doubt, just press the panic button and hope someone helps you out.

And for the love of all that is Trek-Safety, never eat the BERMUDA berries.