FAQ for the Technically Challenged: Ethernet Cables

What is an Ethernet Cable?

It's a thing that does... cables stuff. Connects your computer to the wall or something.

What does it do?

It does cable things. Sends data and stuff. Like a magic cable that says "Hey, computer, go faster!">

What to do when it's broken?

Call a professional, or just pretend it's a snake and dance around the room.