According to eyewitnesses, a local man's printer paper jam has become a portal to another dimension, where the only thing more plentiful than toner cartridges is the existential dread of being stuck in a loop of 'Maintenance Mode'.
The dimension, known as 'Printia-7,' is said to be inhabited by the lost souls of failed ink cartridges, doomed to print the same error message ad infinitum.
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