We're not really attacking you, no need to worry. We're just... reorganizing your priorities.
But seriously, have you seen our Lowkey Threats page? It's a real page-filler.
You can also check out our Passive-Aggressive Recipe Book for some inspiration.
Don't worry, we won't make you do any actual work. That's just too much effort.
But if you want to improve your productivity, we have some tips.