Unleash the Power of Catnip in Your Life
Are you feeling stressed? Anxious? Just plain meh? Let the soothing, euphoric properties of catnip take you to a higher plane of existence.
Studies have shown that catnip can increase serotonin levels, reduce blood pressure, and grant users an uncanny sense of feline-friendliness. Don't just take our word for it:
- 95% of catnip users report increased feelings of joy and abandon all worries
- 90% of catnip users report a significant reduction in existential dread
- 100% of catnip users report a strong urge to watch cat videos