Short-term effects:
- Increased affection towards you (for a short time)
- Rolling on the floor in a ball
- Excessive purring
- Uncontrollable meowing
Long-term effects:
- Dependence on catnip
- Reduced social interaction with other animals
- Increased risk of getting stuck in tight spaces
- Loss of coordination and balance
Remember, excessive catnip consumption can be fatal. Don't do it.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Disclaimer:
These side effects are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In reality, catnip is not addictive and has no long-term effects.
However, it's still fun to pretend that it does.