Our Methods
We use the most aggressive knotting techniques in the industry, guaranteed to drive your socks to the brink of despair.
- The Double Knot of Despair: A technique so brutal, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
- The Twist of Torture: Where we twist and turn your laces until they're a tangled mess.
- The Knot of Madness: A triple-threat of knots that'll drive you to the edge of sanity.