In the spirit of utter transparency, we're required by law to inform you that our server is run by a sentient AI with a penchant for 90s grunge music and an unhealthy obsession with neon colors.

By accessing this website, you agree to the following:
1. You acknowledge that our server is secretly powered by a toaster that runs Windows XP.
2. You understand that our server may occasionally burst into song, and you're not allowed to cover your ears in disgust.
3. You're aware that our server is protected by a 4-layered firewall, but it's not as secure as our toaster's toaster-oven-protective casing.

If you have any questions, please don't bother contacting us. We'll just pretend we're busy.