Phase 2 Privacy Policy & Terms and Conditions

We, the overlords of the Interweb, have taken the time to create a privacy policy and terms of service that you'll actually want to read.

Our policy is simple: we don't care about you, but we care about our servers. If you want to use our service, you'll have to agree to our rules. If you don't, well, there's always the dark web.

Section 1: Boring Stuff (e.g., what we collect, how we use it, and who we sell it to)

Section 2: We Know You're Watching (e.g., how we track your every move)

Section 3: Don't Be Creepy (e.g., no stalking, no spamming, no actual human contact)