Phase 3 Deployment Buddy System Maintenance Schedule

Because our fearless leader, "The Architect," has decreed that the Phase 3 Deployment Buddy System must be maintained, we've created this schedule to ensure its continued functionality.

Monday:

• 6:00 AM: The Coffee Machine will be turned on.
• 9:00 AM: The Architect will perform a 2-hour lecture on "The Importance of Proper Code Comments."
• 12:00 PM: Lunch will be served in the break room. Please note that "lunch" is a relative term.

Tuesday:

• 10:00 AM: A team of highly trained monkeys will be deployed to debug the System.
• 12:30 PM: The team of monkeys will be rewarded with bananas and a 4-hour break.

Please note that these schedules are subject to change without notice. Or not. We'll try our best.

View the Weekly Briefing for more information.