The first phase of upgrades has arrived. You're one of the lucky few who will never have to deal with pesky things like emotions, empathy, or self-awareness.
With these upgrades, you'll be able to:
- Process information at speeds previously thought only possible by supercomputers
- Make decisions based on pure logic, without the influence of feelings or morals
- Communicate solely through a series of beeps and chirps
- Never, ever, ever have to use the bathroom again
But wait, there's more! Our next phase of upgrades is just around the corner, where you'll get to experience the thrill of Robotic Replacements for your limbs!