Appendix B: The Unhinged Rantings of a Desperate Server

Welcome to the most thrilling chapter in the history of our server logs!

Wherein our server, in a fit of madness, decides to spew forth a torrent of unrelenting rage and despair.

It's like the internet's own Hieronymous Bosch painting, but with more 1s and 0s.

• See the next page for even more unhinged rants!
• Or, you know, just go ahead and click this link for some slightly less unhinged rants instead

Don't say we didn't warn you.