Appendix C: The Most Important Information (That You'll Probably Skip)

Subappendix C.1: Unnecessary Details About the Author

The prophets of old foretold of a time when users would be able prophets of old foretold of a time when users would be able to access the hidden truths of the intergalactic bureaucratic overlords.

And lo, that time has come.

Subappendix C.2: Unnecessary Details About the Editor

This document was compiled by a team of highly trained monkeys who were paid in bananas.

They were tasked with creating the most boring, yet somehow fascinating appendix in the history of human endeavor.

And they did.

Subappendix C.3: Unnecessary Details About the Designer

This design was created using a combination of Comic Sans, Comic Sans, and more Comic Sans.

It's a real thing of beauty.

Don't @ me.

Continue to Appendix D: The Part Where Things Get Actually Interesting

Or, you know, just jump straight to the conclusion

And then there's Phase Three, which is probably just a bunch of nonsense